some annoying older woman: haha i would NOT want to raise a girl in this day and age! having her walk around in short shorts with her whole butt hanging out! I would go mad! so glad i have boys :)

me: yeah I wouldn't want a daughter either bc it would completely break my heart to see people sexualize her for wearing shorts when it's hot out and then blame her for getting sexually harassed... but thanks for that comment phyllis. im sure you're also so far removed from the realities of 2015 that you're also blissfully unaware that almost all of the shorts marketed to teenage girls and young adult women are impractically short to the point where even they don't like it, though they don't have a ton of options. but thanks anyway. your sons are probably gonna grow up to be meninists