gardening-tea-lesbian:

Original thread:

https://mobile.twitter.com/DianaMiller5/status/1522278413096132609?cxt=HHwWgoC53deJnKAqAAAA

Note, I am finding these threads on the twitter feeds of ICU nurses who are now dreading the horrors that Roe falling will bring to their hospitals. This, on top of the horrors that they’ve seen and continue to see because of the pandemic. They were already exhausted and hanging by a thread.

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coyotelo:

cheeks

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pokemonpostsdaily:

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yourplayersaidwhat:

“Don’t block the window! Baby needs a view!”

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DM: A random animal comes into the tavern.

Goblin Bard: I will pet it.

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Goblin Bard: I go to the pipe organ!

Dhampir Blood Hunter: I pick him up.

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Player: What if this important NPC is the dhampir’s dad?

Me, knowing good and well that’s my character’s dad: Oh wow, wouldn’t that be something

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DM: DON’T GO OUT THE WINDOW YOU’LL DIE

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Rogue about Bard: The Funky Lil Bone Freak

odin-n-out:

odin-n-out:

I feel absolute rage when i call An Office and have to sit through a 5 minute recording telling me I can just use their website thanks!!! I can’t! Believe it or not I’m a child of the internet age who went on your website and it was shit!! Get me a human person!!!!

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ladylowkeyed:

homunculus-argument:

writingtoolofdubiousintegrity:

homunculus-argument:

catgirlwheels:

homunculus-argument:

homunculus-argument:

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

my cereal is loud and it’s demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

…how does it taste?

bad

the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour.

By adding milk to sour water you’ve created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I’ll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

tumblr university science dept alive and thriving

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charlesoberonn:

lesbianralzarek:

barneycalhounslutmoments:

deep fryer HUNGRY feed it 20 POUND BAG OF ICE

fun pranks to pull to make it everyone’s last day at applebees

charlesoberonn:

My friend: It’s called the Multiverse of Madness but there were only 3 universes.

Me: You only need 2 for a multiverse.

My friend:

sword-and-nightingale:

foreverial:

foreverial:

ruleroftheundergroundkingdom:

foreverial:

anyone have that pic of the teacher putting his fist in his mouth and the blackboard says “HYPOTHESIS: I can fit my fist in my mouth”

maybe one of the funniest pictures ever taken

hold on. that reblog is the ONLY post on this motherfucker’s blog. just been holding that pic waiting to strike

They are the only person using this site correctly

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dankmemeuniversity:

the-marxist-mash:

fresnel149:

enriquemzn262:

takineko:

gamegrrl:

can’t wait until people start claiming to be shadowbanned on this site and we collectively get to inform them that there’s no algorithm and their posts just suck

There absolutely is shadow banning.

It really is real, I had to write to the staff to get un-shadow banned.

If they undid it, that was spaghetti code, not a shadow ban. See: this post

See this complete incompetence is why I’m on this site

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im-simmin:

demilypyro:

my dad keeps a bottle of laundry detergent in his bedroom

what does he do with that

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