yourplayersaidwhat:

“Whatever this world’s equivalent of Jesus Christ is, my character says that name”

“Jason Bourne”

nerviovago:

(via hallucin8)

charlesoberonn:

ko-bonus:

woke up from a nyquil nap to draw this

javert:

not to defend joe biden but like the american catholic church fucking hates him for his views on abortion. like to the point that there was a scuffle last year between the US bishops and pope francis about changing policy to specifically deny him communion

(via knee-uh)

i-write-wins-not-tragedies:

Them: What’s your favorite Naruto fight? Mine is Gaara vs Rock-

Me: Naruto vs. Slater.

Them: Who?

elfgender:

chloroplasts:

evilscientist3:

chloroplasts:

i HATE peeling oranges i HATE soup i HATE kitchens i HATE phoebe bridgers i HATE tenderness i HATE quirky graphic sweaters i HATE tote bags i HATE pdfs i HATE al pacino i HATE the inherent togetherness of being i HATE bruce springsteen i HATE the grocery store i HATE haunted houses i H

thoughts on emails?

LOVE emails.

(via demilypyro)

broadlybrazen:

also: if white men voted like white women, republicans would literally never win anything ever again.

yet somehow, when white women lose their bodily autonomy, and are guaranteed to die on coathangers & die from ectopic pregnancies just like the rest of us, y’all make it a point to SPECIFICALLY taunt the ones who fought against this? but you don’t have any energy at all for white men? for the single most culpable demographic, whether as voters or elected officials pr supreme court justices?

curious and curiouser.

(via puttingherinhistory)

what-breaks-my-heart:

decaffinatedplease:

pancakeke:

teratocybernetics:

I’m fucking wheezing

just spotted the enemy

i haven’t endured a decade on this hellsite for some fresh twink with a 6 month old acct to call this obnoxious new trend a tumblr STAPLE

(via lifelongpotterhead)

strawberryjei:

xiranjayzhao:

,

can’t believe the Human Pet Guy called for the restoration of the French monarchy in my mentions, leading me to discover he follows me on Twitter and almost certainly for fetishistic reasons (his following list was full of trans and asian porn accounts and also elon musk)

(via sealpup9)

oukaori:

rad-x:

rcktpwr:

rad-x:

*teleports behind you*

*teleports behind you*

*teleports behind me behind you*

(via thatfunnyguy)

bby-girl-wishes:

Reblog if you have a:

• Praise kink
• Degrade kink
• Maso¢hist kink
• Cum kink
• Br33ding kink
• CNC kink
• Pet kink
• All of the above

(via tradlover)

soberscientistlife:

Nobody tell him 🤣🤣

(via jayjay-barnes)