The Dearly Depart

the-absolute-funniest-posts: monsterkin: why are we reblogging...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:26:11 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

monsterkin:

why are we reblogging a picture of an empty hallway

All the blogs I follow appear to know eachother on a first name basis, I feel like an awkward 223rd...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:25:11 -0400

All the blogs I follow appear to know eachother on a first name basis, I feel like an awkward 223rd...

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:24:44 -0400

thesexualhomeboys: mitunas-choice-rump: fangdangler: get on...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:23:27 -0400

thesexualhomeboys:

mitunas-choice-rump:

fangdangler:

get on my fukken level

jesus fuck

the thing about this that stands out to me is that the cheapest bad dragon toys are $55 each. that’s size small, single color, single firmness, no cumtube. this is obviously not the case for all, by my count, sixty-five of these dildos. some are definitely in large or extra large sizes, meaning they’re about $150-200 each. i’m not going to do extensive math or try to estimate the price of each one on the site, but i am extremely confident in saying that this image is displaying between four and ten thousand dollars of bad dragon merchandise.

that is fucking hardcore.

ollivander: gwainenovak: fuckyeahfemalemasturbation: Female...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:58:34 -0400

ollivander:

gwainenovak:

fuckyeahfemalemasturbation:

Female Masturbation App Aims to Eliminate Social Stigma

Masturbation is an important step in sexual development for human beings, especially for women.

Sadly, a number of women are still unaware about their body parts, especially the genital region. And the best way to really learn about your body is of course, masturbation.

Tina Gong aims to rebrand the entire concept of female masturbation through education and light-hearted games, and therefore created the app, HappyPlayTime.

The app is currently in development to teach female anatomy to provide lessons on masturbation through a number of mini games; all decked out in a fleshy, pink tone, and a mascot that’s a gleeful personification of a vagina.

According to Tina, teaching a woman about her anatomy can seem a little too serious and of course, embarrassing. But with the help of something intimate, a woman would be able to approach the topic in their own privacy and learn a few more things about their body without having to share it with the world. HappyPlayTime hopes to eliminate the cultural stigma and makes it difficult for women to become truly sexually liberated.

For more information about the HappyPlayTime app, “show some love” and visit www.happyplaytime.com

Looks interesting!

IS THAT A KAWAII VAGINA OR WHAT

CUTE

sometimes-butts: ibnuprofen: hotdog-friend: is that...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:56:53 -0400

sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

awabubbles: After an encounter with Torchwood Dean and Sam...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:56:26 -0400

awabubbles:

After an encounter with Torchwood Dean and Sam investigate its leader.

ollivander: it’s ok to not agree with posts its ok but if you decide to be a dick about it I’m...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:56:11 -0400

ollivander: it’s ok to not agree with posts its ok but if you decide to be a dick about it I’m...

shewillbelubed: stop calling me cute im not cute im punk i have 0 feelings and eat sheets of metal...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:55:55 -0400

shewillbelubed: stop calling me cute im not cute im punk i have 0 feelings and eat sheets of metal...

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:55:43 -0400

fuckingrecipes: verdantdeer: yamino: tavrospetrock: Having...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:55:18 -0400

fuckingrecipes:

verdantdeer:

yamino:

tavrospetrock:

Having problems finding a lipstick color for your cosplay? Look no further. I just found someone’s video tutorial on how to make lipsticks out of crayons. In the video she says that she found out that all of her favourite lipsticks had lead and that she found out that she could make lipstick out of lead free crayons. The entire time I was watching this video, I thought that it would work amazingly for someone looking for some cerulean blue lipstick for Vriska or Jade green lipstick for Kanaya or maybe some other cosplay character who has a weird lipstick color. In the video she also says that you could mix crayon colors to make weird colors.

I don’t even wear lipstick ever, but learning you can make it out of crayons now got me all excited to try it. o-o

Never buying lipstick again ever. I have basically everything I need (except crayons). Probably going to sub out shea butter for cocoa butter, and castor oil for olive oil and see how that works. SO EXCITED.

ANY LIPSTICK-WEARING MOTHERFUCKERS WILL FIND THIS USEFUL.

OR PEOPLE WHO PAINT THEIR SKIN IN ANY MANNER.

IDK I JUST FOUND THIS RECIPE FASCINATING AS HELL!

SKIP TO 1:46 IF YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT THE HISTORY AND JUST WANT SOME BALLIN’ LIPSTICK-LIKE SUBSTANCES OF VARYING COLORS.

GO TO HER YOUTUBE COMMENTS TO FIND SUBSTITUTES IF YOU NEED THEM.

FUCK YEAH!

bloody-nips: theres no way this is actually happening on my...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:50:21 -0400

bloody-nips:

theres no way this is actually happening on my facebook right now

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:48:50 -0400

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:48:37 -0400

thechildof-thetardis: tinkersandtoymakers: teamfreekickass: th...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:48:16 -0400

thechildof-thetardis:

tinkersandtoymakers:

teamfreekickass:

thislilcutie:

smoothierox:

the-dancing-batter:

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

Pansy

Challenge accepted

Please, nothing to it.

omg

HOW EMBARRASSING!

Yes it got better finally

Let’s try this….

I feel dumb

so far so good…

And done! you know I thought there would be some kind of white girl change but this is very uneventful… I fell funny..

What…. is that jewelry??? AND A HEADBAND???

HEELS???????

GUYS IT’S A TRAP

this post is dumb

she forgot to say “accessorize!”

I literally reblogged this last night when it was just at the “Pansy” part but oh my god. REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE PERFECTION. Can we make “The Men of Tumblr” an official fandom. Because I’m in this fandom whether you’re with me or not.

red-chanel: xo

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:51:13 -0400

red-chanel:

xo

turning-in-circ1es: Spooky… What if you went to this place at...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:46:50 -0400

turning-in-circ1es:

Spooky…

What if you went to this place at night and somewhere among the sea of red boxes a telephone started to ring?

Pick it up. It’s for you.

And on the other line : “Are you my mummy?”

As you drop the phone in horror, you start running, and running.

And then you see it. Standing starkly against the rusted red phone boxes there is a single blue box.

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:45:55 -0400

phuckindope: ✯

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:44:35 -0400

phuckindope:

✯

bellaricanx3: foreverxalonex: bellaricanx3: A tribute to my...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:44:21 -0400

bellaricanx3:

foreverxalonex:

bellaricanx3:

A tribute to my husband made by me xo

Fall back. He’s with me.

there’s always a bold one..