{bloc:Description}{/bloc:Description} The Dearly Depart
  1. narwhal-noir:

    I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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lolkaloriesinhiding:

yarrahs-life:

Aww. Now why doesn’t this have thousands of notes? It seems like when she’s being cocky and boastful its more popular. This shot is beautiful.

Calm yourself ^

she’s not angry??????^

    daeza:

    lolkaloriesinhiding:

    yarrahs-life:

    Aww. Now why doesn’t this have thousands of notes? It seems like when she’s being cocky and boastful its more popular. This shot is beautiful.

    Calm yourself ^

    she’s not angry??????^

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  4. striders:

    once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell

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  5. chickenyaoi:

    lindseybluth:

    hello i would like to take this moment to say that i have rupi’s postcard to me on my bulletin board and i see it and read it every single morning and every time my heart swells a lil bit and i love rupi

    Emma I am genuinely in tears rn I hope you remember I meant every single word

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  10. Reblog if your Tumblr is NOT connected to your Facebook.

    dustinis:

    ioweyouamoffat:

    allons-y-jawn:

    sodamnrelatable:

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    ^reblogging again for that gif

    Accurate gif is accurate

    I mean technically its not…

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